Laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes!

Those of you that come around here know that from time to time I take offense to the raccoons that populate my neighborhood and do my part to de-populate the masked criminals. So when I found this tale of backyard warfare, I just cracked right up! read it yourself, it's hilarious and a tremendous read.

I'm going to have to check out Kent thomas regularly now!

You want what?

Tonight while the BSU was preparing dinner, she asked if I could run to the store.

"Sure", I say, "what do you want me to buy?"

"I need 2 red green bell peppers."

"So, Canadian peppers then, wrapped in flannel?"

Too funny not to share!

With a hat tip to LawDawg for pointing this out, I have to break my blogging silence to share this cartoon. Check it out but don't be drinking anything when you click this link. This one comes with a liquids/monitor interference warning!
And for those of you that have missed my blogging insights- the one of you that has mentioned it, summer is a busy time for me and I'm preparing for a fishing trip so blogging is bound to be light. Limited free ice cream for a little while.

I nominate this for the weirdest picture on the internet-

see more WTF Pictures and WTF videos by Picture Is Unrelated
Weird.

The best video on YouTube!

From LawDog:

If you want to see bunny commandos doing Bad Things to extremist fundamentalist camels, there is a video you must see.

Be advised, there is violence. Graphic, blood-spattering violence. A lot of it. There is also more than a bit of foul language -- and that includes the title of the video.

Be sure to watch this in full screen and Hi-Def! Click the quality button at the bottom right of the video.

And somebody buy me the full length DVD!

Tequila Shots-

You're doing it wrong!

I wonder how you say "FAIL" in Swedish...

Somebody explain this to me...

Cause I'm seeing this, (and I want one) but I sure don't understand how it works.

OPERATION ORDER 12-05: OFFICIAL VISIT OF LIEUTENANT GENERAL S. CLAUS

All personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap no later than 2200 hours, 24 December. Uniform for the nap will be: pajamas: cotton, light-weight, general purpose, olive-green; and cap: battle-dress: utilities – Woodland pattern. Equipment will be drawn from supply prior to 1900 hours. While at supply, all personnel will review their personal hand receipts and sign a Cash Collection Voucher, DD Form 1131, for all missing items. Remember that this is the “season of giving.”

You really must read the entire order at LawDog's blog! It's terrific!

Funny!

Do you know why there haven't been any significant terrorist bombings since April 2009?

That was when the Susan Boyle meme swept through the internet and they could all see what a virgin looked like…

Stolen from another blogger I like, Dave.

Some guys get all the best toys...

I never had a Hot wheels track as awesome as this one.
I guess nobody else ever did either though.

But what a toy!

WWF or WTF?

I've been entertaining myself in the evenings lately perusing Failblog and one of my favorite things to look at is the submission of ugly tattoos. It truly is scary what people have voluntarily had permanently inked onto their skin and looking at the awefulness is kind of like staring at a terrible auto crash or train derailment. But I just couln't help but share this picture with those of you that wouldn't normally wander over to that odd part of the internet.

see more Ugliest Tattoos
Weird, huh?

I'm a denier-

Found at my buddy Dave's blog; Sythstuff.

The difference in 2 minutes, 18 seconds

If you are voting on Tuesday and think you might wish to vote for candidates with a D beside their name, you better watch this video first. It's pretty impressive and won't take much of your time.

This is a name?

Somebody's mama needs slapped- repeatedly! My blog buddy Mostly Cajun has been doing the Sunday Baby Name Report for several years now although he thinks he may have posted his last report but I don't think he ever found a name like VZHAUNTEYUANDAIJZYRE ITREASURE BERRY.

This is just horrible!


h/t to Say Uncle

The best "There I Fixed It" ever!

This really made me chuckle!

Why I could not work in fast food...

Stoopidest idea ever-

It is hard to believe that this has found enough money to actually make it beyond the napkin drawing stage. Check it out-

Ouch!

This one will make you laugh- or hurt! A funny from Mostly Cajun. Give it a look.

Parking- you're doing it wrong!

I went for coffee today with my frined Carol and on my way out I discovered something I couldn't help but snap a picture of and then make fun of tonight on the internet.



Fail!
As always, click the thumbnail to see the full sized picture!

Crazy man catches snapping turtles by hand-

Keeping Kentucky safe from vicious snapping turtles one grab at a time. See the video and be amazed what people will do for a hobby. This fool claims he doesn't drink alcohol but I can tell you I could NOT drink enough booze to go out for an afternoon with this wild man.

Make sure to stick around long enough to hear his explanation for his missing teeth! It's a classic.